Browse: Lapel Buttons

Cheap thrills! Express yourself with a message for the whole world to read, or add these to your collection. Buttons are printed in one or more colors, most are around 1" in diameter, and all feature the "safety-type" pin back. Images on the website may not necessarily match the current version's appearance, but the message will be the same.

Nude Scenes Button

$2.00

"I do all my own nude scenes"

Old Hippies Never Die Button

$2.00

"Old Hippies Never Die - They Just Go to Pot"

Penis... Entertainment Button

$2.00

"This penis is intended strictly for entertainment purposes--do not use as a flotation device." Sound advice!

Piercing Schmiercing Button

$2.00

"Piercing, Schmiercing, I'm holding out for Amputation"

Pornographic Memory Button

$2.00

"I Have a Pornographic Memory"

Queen For A Day Button

$2.00

"Queen for a Day - otherwise straight for the sake of the children"

Simple Things Button

$2.00

"I Like the Simple Things in Life - Art and Beer"

Six-Pack...Support Group Button

$2.00

"To Some it's a Six-Pack - To Me It's a Support Group"

Space And Time Button

$2.00

"If Space and Time are curved, then where do all the straight people come from?"

Straight… Not Narrow Button

$2.00

"Straight but Not Narrow"

Zen & Tao Button

$2.00

"That was Zen - This is Tao"

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